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Good afternoon.

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Yeah, obviously I've had my hair done.
So, any thoughts?

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Oh my God, is the Westminster Dog Show
in town?

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All right, a word to the mind.

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If your stylist wants to know how her
ass looks in pants, don't use

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like, very fat.

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Oh my God, and the Grammys are tonight.

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Yes, and I am meeting Simon in an hour.
What am I going to do?

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Just keep your back arched and your tail
out, no barking.

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You know, I used to cut hair. I could
fix it. Just because for a couple of

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you shellacked bangs at the Acme Hair
Palace doesn't mean you're getting

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anywhere near this.

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I'll do it.

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If I can keep the hair.

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Vicki, you're my gal.

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And in case I didn't mention it, your
ass looks fabulous in those pants.

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Thanks. I've been jumping rope.

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I'm not going Uncle Sal's birthday
party.

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Don't pull that one again.

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I know it was hard to give birth to me.
It's not my fault I was born with a

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giant head.

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Hello?

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Mommy?

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Dude, your coffee date's here.

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I have a coffee date?

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Hey, Elliot, you ready?

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Hey, I've been thinking of nothing else.
So where should we go, Sarah?

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That's not my name.

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I know that.

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Baby?

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It's Kirsten. And you're pathetic.

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What? Just because I forgot your name?

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Well, there's that.

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And you're selfish in bed.

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You have a big head. It limits me.

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So if there's the other girl you're
dating... Yes.

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Yes, my mother's screaming at me. I'm
juggling women. And there's this pigeon

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my fire escape that wakes me up at 5 a
.m.

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Here. What you need is an assistant.

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I could clear your life up like that.

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You would do that for me?

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Yeah. Yeah, sure. Tell you what, all I
need is your social security card and

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your mother's maiden name. Good.

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My mother's maiden name is DeMauro.

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Well, her married name is DeMauro.

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I know.

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Oh, what? A lot of women marry their
second cousins?

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Yeah, that explains that freaky head of
yours.

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it last night?

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You looked amazing. And I owe it all to
you. Now, when Joan Rivers asked me who

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did my hair, what did I say?

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This woman I work with. You're welcome.

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Well, it doesn't matter, because when I
saw your hair, it felt like I was on

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national TV.

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Hey, you know, I've got a date tonight.
Can you do anything with my hair?

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Oh, Maya, I would love to, but I got
this project for Jack.

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Vicki, work will always be there, but
it's been forever since Maya had a man.

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Unless you count that night that she
nailed that crazy -ass husband of yours.

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What, too soon?

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Vince, you're amazing.

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A half day and my life is already
getting better.

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My studio's organized, my bills are
paid, and this chicken salad you made is

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fresh and tender.

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That reminds me, I don't think that
pigeon's going to be bothering you

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All right.

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Friday, you make dinner for Sarah.

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Saturday night, you go with Kirsten. But
Kirsten's still mad at me for calling

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her Sarah.

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Oh, not anymore. I told her the truth.

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Sarah was your high school girlfriend
that died in the flood.

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Here's her picture.

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During dessert, whip it out, cry a
little bit, should seal the deal.

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Ma. Ma, look, I'm sorry about Uncle
Sal's birthday. Oh, don't you worry

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that. What you did for him is the best
present he could get.

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Where did you find a beautiful young
Russian woman who'd be interested in

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an obese old man?

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It was tough, Ma.

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And she must be very important.

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Her beeper goes off all the time.

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Hi. Hi.

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I'm looking for Nina Van Horn. Oh, and
you are? I'm Nina Man Horn.

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I'm going to be playing her in my drag
show downtown.

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Wow. Alternative lifestyles. I think
they're really empowering. Yay for you.

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Hunter. Getter. Okay.

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Well, hello there.

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all dark and beautiful.

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Can I help you?

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No, I'm just waiting for somebody.

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Oh.

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Well, your wait is over, beautiful.

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You know, my eyes tell me you're a girl
with a little something extra.

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Well, um, at least until next spring.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I don't know what that means, but,
uh, I like it.

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I like it. It's hot.

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Will the one of me who's an
hallucination please raise her hand?

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Okay, as long as one of me is here, I'm
leaving. Nina.

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Nina, I'm Robert.

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I'm going to play you in a drag show
downtown.

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Okay, just let me get this straight. So
you're a man who uses his time and

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energy to dress up as me and then prance
around for the amusement of others. Uh

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-huh.

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Yes! I am a gay icon.

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And...

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I'm not staring at your boobs.

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I mean, I am, but it's just forced to
happen.

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Thank you so much, Vicki. Are you
kidding? I can't remember when I've had

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much fun.

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Vicki!

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Oh, Jack.

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He wanted my project an hour ago. He's
going to freak if he sees us. Oh,

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Is Vicki in there?

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I don't know.

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No, you just came out of her office.

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That wasn't me.

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What's wrong with you?

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I don't know.

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Get out of my way.

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Okay.

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What's going on in here?

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Oh, we were just talking about the
bikini piece.

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Maya had a great idea.

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There are these new miracle fabrics that
are both form -fitting and water

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-resistant.

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Seems complicated.

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There's going to be lots of cleavage.
Women covered in oil eating bananas.

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I like it. Seems smart.

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We're walking and we stop and we pose.

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And we cast a disparaging glance at that
poor woman with the gaudy jewelry.

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And glasses off.

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Oh, Nina.

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Thank you for teaching me.

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It is my pleasure.

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You're like the daughter with a penis
that I never had.

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Vicki, one or two people is okay, but
don't you think this is getting a little

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out of hand?

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I don't know.

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Word got out, but I gotta tell you, I'm
having the time of my life.

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But we work at a magazine.

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I know.

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I'm thinking about leaving Blush.

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What are you saying?

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Maybe I want to go back to cutting hair.

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Vicki, that's crazy!

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You know what's crazy?

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Justin Timberlake likes to fit.

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so have you told my father that you want
to leave?

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Not yet.

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I'm dreading it, but I know I have to.

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Listen, are you sure that you're doing
the right thing?

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Maya, I like it here, but I've never
really felt comfortable.

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You know, when I'm cutting hair, I feel
relaxed. I'm in control.

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It just feels more like me.

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Bet that sounds crazy to you.

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Actually, I know what it's like to wish
that you were doing something else.

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Between you and me, I always wanted to
be an FBI agent.

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You? Yeah.

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I even had a special secret agent name.

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Agent M.

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And I'd have my Glock, and I'd always be
the first one through the door. I'd be

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like, boom!

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FBI freedom!

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Don't you ever do that again.

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All right, I'm out of here. Thanks again
for everything today.

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Oh, you don't have to thank me. You
already did. You bought me this massage

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chair.

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I what?

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Since you can't buy things with my
credit card.

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Oh, I can do whatever I want. Because
without me, your life would fall apart.

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Oh, you want me in this chair, brother.
You need me in this chair.

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I don't need you.

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Oh, really?

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What dry cleaner has all your clothes?

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I don't know.

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And what spice is Sarah allergic to?

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Cardamom. I tell you what, cook her
dinner, make love, and then watch your

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windpipe slam shut.

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You are such a freaking little
blackmailer, man. Oh, blackmailer,

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ugly. I prefer the devil.

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All right, you know what? That's it.

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That's it. You know, I've taken your
crap for years.

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I mean, when you put pudding in my
pockets, I just smiled.

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When you told everybody that I was born
with a uterus, I said, that's bitch.

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But this is it. You've gone too far.

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All right? I don't care if my life falls
apart without you. It's over. You're

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fired.

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Actually, I don't know if you can fire
me without my approval.

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Because I have power of attorney.

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By the way, I changed your middle name
to Margaret. I thought it'd be fun.

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Hi. Got a minute?

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Sure. What's up?

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Look, Jack, this is kind of hard for me
to say, but I want a leaf blush.

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Come on.

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No, look, I am so grateful for the
opportunity you gave me.

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But the truth is, I love cutting hair.

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So, I love eating hoagies. You don't see
me quitting and working at a sub shop.

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Sub shops don't hire people to eat
hoagies.

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Wouldn't it be a great world if they
did?

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Look, Jack, you're missing the point
here.

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I'm really leaving.

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I don't believe you.

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Finch, if I'm still working here
tomorrow, you can play polka music and

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give you a naked lap dance.

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Wow, you're serious.

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Yeah. I'm stunned.

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I mean, people would kill for this job.

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It's glamorous. It pays well. At
Christmas, every employee gets a big can

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popcorn with a three -way divider.

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Look, I thought everything was going so
well. Is it something I did? Oh, no,

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Jack. You've been great to me.

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I'm a little thrown.

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From day one, I thought we had this
special connection.

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Oh, but we do.

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You're like a member of the family.

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Forget I said anything.

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That's fantastic.

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Dennis, good news. Vicki is staying.

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The plate is packed. The crowd's in a
frenzy. You are going to make me a

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After tonight, men dressed as me are
going to be groping each other in

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bathhouses all across America.

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So, how are you feeling?

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Well, you know, I had a headache, but
then I took a couple of aspirin that

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in your purse.

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Those weren't aspirin. I just used the
bottle to get through customs.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Nina Van Horn.

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Hello, I'm Nina Van Horn.

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I'm afraid I have some bad news.

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The star of the show is not feeling
well.

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Fantastic.

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There's been a misunderstanding. I am
the real Nina.

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You are better looking than the real
Nina.

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Now, what happened?

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How did my dad convince you to stay?

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Well, he started talking about how close
we are and how I'm like family.

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If you would be happier doing something
else, then you should do it.

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I owe him too much.

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I can't do anything to hurt him.

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She doesn't want to be here.

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What are you talking about?

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Vicki. She's only staying because she
doesn't want to disappoint you. I know

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that you mean well, but when you care
about someone, you have a tendency to

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on too tight.

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That's not true.

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Oh, what about Timmy, the ink boy? He
loves it here. His job is obsolete. He's

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been trying to leave since 1972.

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Yeah, but I like the way he does the
finger guns.

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Dad, you're a very charismatic person.

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You can talk someone into anything.

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Just be sure it's what they want and not
only what you want.

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Maya, wait.

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You really think I'm charismatic?

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Hey, Timmy.

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Never gets old.

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Hey, pal, how's life going? Fine, I
don't need you.

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Hey,

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Kirsten. Hi.

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Um, I just opened my Land's End catalog,
and I saw a picture of your dead

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girlfriend, Sarah.

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She loved fleece.

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So you clipped out a random picture of a
model, and you told me it was your dead

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girlfriend.

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Gotcha.

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Sarah! I just spent the last three hours
in the ER thanks to those muffins you

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sent me. They had salt in them.

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Salt? Who's allergic to salt?

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So this is Sarah.

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Hi, I'm Kirsten, the other woman
Elliot's dating.

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Elliot, tomorrow, what did you do? Oh,
not now. It's a bad time. Oh, tell that

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to your Uncle Sal.

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Svetlana's friends, Yuri and Dimitri,
beat him up and stole his Bonneville.

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Hey,

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please. I can't watch this anymore.
Listen.

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This is DeMauro. You shouldn't be mad at
Elliot. He's already hired a private

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nurse to help Salter's recovery.

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He did?

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Yeah. Now, she's from Thailand.

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Okay, so some of her medical techniques
are a little unorthodox. But I don't

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think Sal will have any complaints.

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Elliot, you're the best.

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Sarah,

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come here.

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Listen.

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Elliot was going to dump Kirsten. She's
only after him for his huge trust fund.

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Really? Yeah. Go to him.

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Kirsten, Sarah doesn't even like Elliot.
She just found out he's got two tickets

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to Fashion Week in Milan.

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Oh, I've never been to Italy.

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Well, do something.

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Sweetie, you need to back off.

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I'm not going anywhere.

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Really? Well, neither am I. And I'm
going to do things to him that'll blow

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mind. I'm going to please him in a way
that he's never even imagined possible.

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Oh, really? Yeah. Good luck with that.
Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah. Ladies, ladies, arguing is
getting us nowhere. I think there's only

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one solution.

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I think you should both try to please
Elliot at the same time.

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I'll do it. So will I.

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Buy yourself a Volvo.

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I'll get rid of all that haircut stuff.

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You really love it, don't you?

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I don't know.

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It's silly.

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Vicki, if it weren't for me, what would
you be doing right now?

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Doesn't matter.

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Vicki?

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Look, Jack, when you hired me,

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I was in a really bad place.

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I needed blush and I needed you.

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Jack, I'll always be grateful.

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But I think I want to go.

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Then you should go.

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Oh, yeah. Finally, you're getting on
that. Nice.

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Dennis, I'm hugging Vicki because she's
leaving.

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Oh.

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Well, I guess this is goodbye.

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Well, I just want to tell you I'm taking
off.

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My lady friend's here. I'm going out.

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Dennis?

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You ready?

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Give me a second.

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It's our third date, if you know what I
mean.

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Come on.

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I'll get you some popcorn for the road.